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ϟ 21, magic, tv obsessed, cooking, black & white movies, reading, musicals, combovers

mostly10:

porrn:

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

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Epigraphs from Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events as tweets

human:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

mad-max-rocks-nasty:

Ingenuity.

I AM DONE

dedication

I hope he got the job.

cakejam:

when u want something but the price just too much

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Chris Pratt visits ‘The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon’ at Rockefeller Center on September 25, 2014 in New York City.

Chris Pratt visits ‘The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon’ at Rockefeller Center on September 25, 2014 in New York City.

colinodonorgasm:

and right now, we have a q u i e t moment.

Have confidence in who you are and don’t be afraid to go for what you really want in life!

You were my new dream

furples:

Donna Karan Spring 2010 NYFW

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

“There are infinite numbers between 0 and 1. There’s .1 and .12 and .112 and an infinite collection of others. Of course, there is a bigger infinite set of numbers between 0 and 2, or between 0 and a million. Some infinities are bigger than other infinities. A writer we used to like taught us that. There are days, many of them, when I resent the size of my unbounded set. I want more numbers than I’m likely to get, and God, I want more numbers for Augustus Waters than he got. But, Gus, my love, I cannot tell you how thankful I am for our little infinity. I wouldn’t trade it for the world. You gave me a forever within the numbered days, and I’m grateful.”